Friday, April 24, 2009

Have Sex Underwater

Sex here is so very naughty. I most recommend having sex in the ocean, in the water far from the beach. When the water is up to your neck. Imagine this:

There are people splashing and playing in the water at the beach, the sun us hot, the ocean surf is rushing against your neck. The chill of the water in conjunction with the heat of the sun is like an erotic lover nipping at your neck.

It's just you and your lover. The water acts as natural lubricant, you rub against each other with no friction at all. easy and erotic. Bring along a trusty realistic cock because they are always waterproof, try Vibrators can leak but a dildo will never leak.

You finger each other under the water. No one can see, no one can hear your moans because the ocean surf is too loud. But you are in plain sight, in the open, in front of everyone!

The best sexual position for underwater sex is for him to stand and her to be straddles. He holds her butt and uses this to thrust as needed. He controls the action. If you both as lose to the same size, you can jump up and down on his erection and allow to motion of the water to thrust you up and down. It's like having sex in zero G's. Try using a rubber butt plug under water too from, it's much cleaner then on dry land.

Another sex position you can try is for him to stand and to simulate doggie style but she will be floating in the water. He has to hand in to her hips so she doesn't not float away! The only problem with this position is that from the beach when people look out at you, it's fairly obvious what you are doing, whereas the other sexual positions are more discreet and from the onlooker, it appears that you two are just embracing.

A tip for more comfort is to bring out some silicone lubrication. This amazing liquid does not float away under water. It will allow you to glide much quicker and easier. It can be used for foreplay and with sex.

A few cautions however, watch for snorkels who want to have a peek at the action, watch for jelly fish and sharks, but hey - if this is your time to go, what a great time to check out!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Sex with a doll.

Who has sex with a sex doll. Really, do men actually do this?

Before I begin my rant, there are two types of sex dolls, one is more fine then the other. The really expensive sex dolls are a different story. Although still strange, at least they have mannequin heads and are somewhat realistic. If you have a big imagination, you might be able to believe that you are actually having sex with a real woman.

Some of these life like sex dolls are so damn real that if you turn out the light,s you can imagine the sex is real. It's because the pussy and ass are life like the same material that sex toys for men are made of. You can run your fingers through they hair and do her in any positions you want.

That's not what I'm talking if here. I am speaking of the cheap sex dolls that are super basic, the ones where no matter how good yuor imagination, you can't bring yourself to imagine you are having sex with a real women.

I'm led to be live that men who have sex with a sex doll are not really wanting it to be real, otherwise they would dish out the hundreds of dollars for a real sex doll or maybe a prostitute.

Maybe they do not want the sex doll to be real, maybe they want to strange feel of a plastic doll.

That would not surprise me at all. I've seen really strange fetishes before and I would conclude that men that have sexual intercourse with a cheap sex doll with a printed face are doing it out of a fetish desire.

If that's the case, I'm not supposed to that. I would not mind seeing this occur, I'm pretty curious what it would look like.

In the end I can no longer make fun of men who have sex with a plastic doll because it's juts a fetish. You know another reason why I know it's a fetish? It's because if men really want sex, they would reach for some adult toys in the form of a pocket pal or masturbation sleeve. These sex toys are realistic and would offer better sex then a sex doll ever could.

There we go. I have shown that men who have sex with dolls do not do it our of necessity but out of a fetish desire. They want that and that' okay because that's the last thing that anyone could ever or should ever do is to say that someone's fetish is wrong because we all respond sexually to different things.